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And Skwisgaar's lips and legs are what I can't stop staring at. Oh! those are nice X3
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You're a tall glass of water aren't you Shagrath?
Besides, everyone loves cloud pants.
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...just then, the volcano in the back yard erupted.
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" I know what you are all trying to say... I think we should build a space helicoptor."
"....."
"Eh, well, that's impossible"
-Metalocalypse
--"If i die tomorrow, don't cry for me, I was only almost living anyway."
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See ya in Hell
(no, im not smokin pot, why do you ask?)
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"WHO IS GIVING OUT FREE DUMMIES IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD???"
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toki: cute! i wants some, toggie!
awwwwww! *cuddel* here, take my old cloud pj's! they're really comfy and flannel.
toki: ooh, soft. like bees!
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Ask me about joining darkened_speed on Livejournal! The only Inertia fanclub on the internet, I'm pretty sure!
"Bitch, give me my comics. I'm not here for chit-chat, I'm here for Green Lantern!"- as overheard at my local comic shop.
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Dr. Orpheus: Pumpkin!! Get me my cloak!!
Triana: Why don't you wear the... uh-
Dr. Orpheus: Alright, fine... Get me my BLUE WINDBREAKER!!
**~Go Team Venture~**
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